Trent Reznor is trying to kill me...

So nin.com just announced they will play a handful of VERY SMALL venue shows here in my very own NYC. Where? THE BOWERY BALLROOM, TERMINAL 5, & WEBSTER HALL. Clearly Mr.Reznor won't be happy until he has completely annihilated me emotionally & financially. The level of stress I am about to undergo may indeed kill me. If I get tickets- how will I pay for them? If I CAN'T get them- who will I kill? How much is too much? Mr. Reznor, you evil genius. Clearly you intended to orchestrate this nin feeding frenzy since 1987. I am not strong enough to resist. Looks like I must "wave goodbye" to my money... & my sanity.