CRISIS AVERTED.

American Express Cardmember Presale: I bow to your unfair and unholy POWER.

I'm going to see Leonard Cohen. It cost me an awfully pretty penny... but it would cost me more in remorse if I were to have missed it. HEY! Some people buy SHOES for the lump sum of the tickets I purchase. I spend my money on EXPERIENCES.

I repeat:

American Express Cardmember Presale: I bow to your unfair and unholy POWER.